http://www.oxymoronlist.com/academic-sorority/ Funny Examples of Oxymorons (Oxymora) Wed, 01 Feb 2012 20:54:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 http://www.oxymoronlist.com/academic-sorority/#comment-1268 Anonymous2 Thu, 03 Feb 2011 06:44:00 +0000 http://www.oxymoronlist.net/?p=94#comment-1268 Aren't "fortunate" enough. Get over yourself and pay attention to what you are typing. Obviously greek life students are going to have higher GPA's if there is a minimum requirement to join. You stated a fact that is irrelevant. You may as well say Harvard students have higher GPA's than community college students. DUH! You must of been a tri-delt, stuck up and stupid. Aren’t “fortunate” enough. Get over yourself and pay attention to what you are typing. Obviously greek life students are going to have higher GPA’s if there is a minimum requirement to join. You stated a fact that is irrelevant. You may as well say Harvard students have higher GPA’s than community college students. DUH! You must of been a tri-delt, stuck up and stupid.

]]> http://www.oxymoronlist.com/academic-sorority/#comment-1261 mike Wed, 02 Feb 2011 02:57:00 +0000 http://www.oxymoronlist.net/?p=94#comment-1261 how is this an oxymoron..? a sorority is not the opposite of academic. maybe more like academic dimwit. a sorority is a sisterhood. clearly, this person is suggesting that sororities are unacademic? how is this an oxymoron..? a sorority is not the opposite of academic. maybe more like academic dimwit. a sorority is a sisterhood. clearly, this person is suggesting that sororities are unacademic?

]]> http://www.oxymoronlist.com/academic-sorority/#comment-1227 .... Sat, 22 Jan 2011 02:01:00 +0000 http://www.oxymoronlist.net/?p=94#comment-1227 It is proven that students in greek letter organizations have a higher GPA than those who aren't...and you HAVE to have a certain GPA to join and have to keep a certain GPA to stay in the organization. Students in sororities don't "keep telling themselves that this is helping them academically..." It DOES help you academically. Don't be jealous just because you aren't fortunate enough to be apart of the Sisterhood. OR that you can't party, look good, AND have great grades. :) It is proven that students in greek letter organizations have a higher GPA than those who aren’t…and you HAVE to have a certain GPA to join and have to keep a certain GPA to stay in the organization. Students in sororities don’t “keep telling themselves that this is helping them academically…” It DOES help you academically. Don’t be jealous just because you aren’t fortunate enough to be apart of the Sisterhood. OR that you can’t party, look good, AND have great grades.

]]> http://www.oxymoronlist.com/academic-sorority/#comment-942 Anonymous Mon, 13 Sep 2010 04:20:44 +0000 http://www.oxymoronlist.net/?p=94#comment-942 I am so glad this is mentioned as an oxymoron, because it TOTALLY IS! Students in sororities keep telling themselves that this is helping them academically because they are surrounded by other students who also care about their education. But everyone knows that sororities are nothing more than social groups that girls travel in when they are too insecure to go to a party and get drunk alone. They are nothing more than a social contest and I am so glad that it has been recognized as one! I am so glad this is mentioned as an oxymoron, because it TOTALLY IS! Students in sororities keep telling themselves that this is helping them academically because they are surrounded by other students who also care about their education. But everyone knows that sororities are nothing more than social groups that girls travel in when they are too insecure to go to a party and get drunk alone. They are nothing more than a social contest and I am so glad that it has been recognized as one!

]]> http://www.oxymoronlist.com/academic-sorority/#comment-667 Anonymous Sun, 12 Sep 2010 23:20:44 +0000 http://www.oxymoronlist.net/?p=94#comment-667 I am so glad this is mentioned as an oxymoron, because it TOTALLY IS! Students in sororities keep telling themselves that this is helping them academically because they are surrounded by other students who also care about their education. But everyone knows that sororities are nothing more than social groups that girls travel in when they are too insecure to go to a party and get drunk alone. They are nothing more than a social contest and I am so glad that it has been recognized as one! I am so glad this is mentioned as an oxymoron, because it TOTALLY IS! Students in sororities keep telling themselves that this is helping them academically because they are surrounded by other students who also care about their education. But everyone knows that sororities are nothing more than social groups that girls travel in when they are too insecure to go to a party and get drunk alone. They are nothing more than a social contest and I am so glad that it has been recognized as one!

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