acrophobic mountain climber Discuss this oxymoron in the comments below. Rahla i think this one is just irony not an oxymoron… Fruity_tooty_pop_chugger968 i dont get it Fruity_tooty_pop_chugger968 i dont get it TrueStory I know an acrophobic skydiver. Dwlock2011 Agrophobic I suspect. Yes I am not flying my kite today. steven what does acrophobic mean? LadyJuliana Acrophobia is one of the most common phobias and is an extreme fear of heights. Jesus Property FUNNY! More moronic than ironic!