airline schedules Discuss this oxymoron in the comments below. Theo wtf? Donald Theo wtf. is not an oxymoron. Why is airline food and oxymoron?. Also what is pussy food ?. Donald Dark Night is a good oxymoron iqbalkumar the word does not exist. All schedules are generally haywire. Re: Bask This isn't a oxymoron. Dennisthetiger Schedules are published by airlines. Whether they follow is left as an exercise. Doesn't make it an oxymoron. Hell, busses are late once in a while. that a schedule exists doesn't guarantee it will be adhered to 100%. Crap happens, deal. Pantagruel001 This web site has no idea what an oxymoron is. Dave Saullo What I find amusing about airline schedules, is that they know most of the time the plane will not be landing/taking off “on time”, however the schedules are printed by specific minutes, i.e. Arriving 5:03 pm. Why not 5:00 or 5:15? Jajuet You're right this is not an oxymoron 5centcoffee Maybe its a hidden 3 to 12 minute leverage the airlines use to soothe the passenger. For me 5:03 sounds better than 5:00. 5centcoffee Maybe its a hidden 3 to 12 minute leverage the airlines use to soothe the passenger. For me 5:03 sounds better than 5:00. Blarkville Myself, and Josephina do not agree that this is an oxymoron. We feel it doesn’t make sense. Zibra The Biggest Oxymoron Today From Obama law-abiding illegal immigrants tekla tucker (STU) Oh, It’s an oxymoron all right. Ever tried to successfully board a plane when expected? Victor Cameron “the word does not exist” – now there’s an oxymoron!!