airline schedules

Discuss this oxymoron in the comments below.


  • http://www.myspace.com/teddysraygun Theo

    wtf?

  • Donald

    Theo wtf. is not an oxymoron. Why is airline food and oxymoron?.
    Also what is pussy food ?.

  • Donald

    Dark Night is a good oxymoron

  • iqbalkumar

    the word does not exist. All schedules are generally haywire.

  • Re: Bask

    This isn't a oxymoron.

  • Dennisthetiger

    Schedules are published by airlines. Whether they follow is left as an exercise. Doesn't make it an oxymoron. Hell, busses are late once in a while. that a schedule exists doesn't guarantee it will be adhered to 100%. Crap happens, deal.

  • Pantagruel001

    This web site has no idea what an oxymoron is.

  • Dave Saullo

    What I find amusing about airline schedules, is that they know most of the time the plane will not be landing/taking off “on time”, however the schedules are printed by specific minutes, i.e. Arriving 5:03 pm. Why not 5:00 or 5:15?

  • Jajuet

    You're right this is not an oxymoron

  • 5centcoffee

    Maybe its a hidden 3 to 12 minute leverage the airlines use to soothe the passenger. For me 5:03 sounds better than 5:00.

  • 5centcoffee

    Maybe its a hidden 3 to 12 minute leverage the airlines use to soothe the passenger. For me 5:03 sounds better than 5:00.

  • Blarkville

    Myself, and Josephina do not agree that this is an oxymoron. We feel it doesn’t make sense.

  • Zibra

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