almost pregnant

Discuss this oxymoron in the comments below.

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  • vaenima

    This one time in band camp……….

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  • Ayasredrose

    How in the world can someone be “almost” pregnant? You either ARE or ARE NOT pregnant. Perhaps that's the joke.

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  • Ddog

    duh

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  • Terri Ellis-Repka

    This phrase makes me ponder times when I’ve had an “IDEAL” thought, but any “IDEAS” I’ve used just don’t seem to achieve exactly what I’m looking for! So, “IDEAL” (as my thought process) is to be pregnant, yet my “IDEAS” are shooting blanks & therefore-ALMOST PREGNANT!!! Does that make sense to anyone???

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  • Lupualice

    DENY DENY DENY :(
    ABORT ABORT ABORT :)  

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  • youdontneedtoknow

    smart democrat

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