almost pregnant

Discuss this oxymoron in the comments below.


  • vaenima

    This one time in band camp……….

  • Ayasredrose

    How in the world can someone be “almost” pregnant? You either ARE or ARE NOT pregnant. Perhaps that's the joke.

  • Ddog

    duh

  • Terri Ellis-Repka

    This phrase makes me ponder times when I’ve had an “IDEAL” thought, but any “IDEAS” I’ve used just don’t seem to achieve exactly what I’m looking for! So, “IDEAL” (as my thought process) is to be pregnant, yet my “IDEAS” are shooting blanks & therefore-ALMOST PREGNANT!!! Does that make sense to anyone???

  • Lupualice

    DENY DENY DENY :(
    ABORT ABORT ABORT :) 

  • youdontneedtoknow

    smart democrat

  • Julia Cheng

    wow, this is as bad as a donkey’s shit

  • Julia Cheng

    doesn’t to me.

  • Tinkerbell81996

    Qahen qahen qahen qahen

  • Tinkerbell81996

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  • Tinkerbell81996

    troolololololololololololololollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

  • notaname

    Almost pregnant? Do people say this during sex?

  • cuntfeature

    no shit sherlock..

  • Trex

    me either

  • lolll

    one cannot simply be ‘almost pregnant’ without being ‘absoulte’

  • y8

    abort

  • !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ABORTION IS ENDING LIFE!

  • trajayjay

    Either you have another life form in your belly or you don’t, there’s no middle ground.

  • imran

    what is almost pregnant?? :o

  • xtremebob

    Thinking about “doing it” in order to become pregnant. I have actually heard it used in this context.





 
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