Comments on: almost pregnant http://www.oxymoronlist.com/almost-pregnant/ Funny Examples of Oxymorons (Oxymora) Wed, 01 Feb 2012 20:54:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 By: youdontneedtoknow http://www.oxymoronlist.com/almost-pregnant/#comment-2010 youdontneedtoknow Sun, 29 Jan 2012 00:19:00 +0000 http://www.oxymoronlist.net/?p=1831#comment-2010 smart democrat smart democrat

]]> By: Lupualice http://www.oxymoronlist.com/almost-pregnant/#comment-1929 Lupualice Sun, 11 Dec 2011 06:19:00 +0000 http://www.oxymoronlist.net/?p=1831#comment-1929 DENY DENY DENY :( ABORT ABORT ABORT :)  DENY DENY DENY :(
ABORT ABORT ABORT :)  

]]> By: Terri Ellis-Repka http://www.oxymoronlist.com/almost-pregnant/#comment-1628 Terri Ellis-Repka Tue, 26 Apr 2011 22:39:00 +0000 http://www.oxymoronlist.net/?p=1831#comment-1628 This phrase makes me ponder times when I've had an "IDEAL" thought, but any "IDEAS" I've used just don't seem to achieve exactly what I'm looking for! So, "IDEAL" (as my thought process) is to be pregnant, yet my "IDEAS" are shooting blanks & therefore-ALMOST PREGNANT!!! Does that make sense to anyone??? This phrase makes me ponder times when I’ve had an “IDEAL” thought, but any “IDEAS” I’ve used just don’t seem to achieve exactly what I’m looking for! So, “IDEAL” (as my thought process) is to be pregnant, yet my “IDEAS” are shooting blanks & therefore-ALMOST PREGNANT!!! Does that make sense to anyone???

]]> By: Ddog http://www.oxymoronlist.com/almost-pregnant/#comment-1197 Ddog Sat, 08 Jan 2011 04:08:35 +0000 http://www.oxymoronlist.net/?p=1831#comment-1197 duh<br> duh

]]> By: Ayasredrose http://www.oxymoronlist.com/almost-pregnant/#comment-1140 Ayasredrose Wed, 08 Dec 2010 22:10:12 +0000 http://www.oxymoronlist.net/?p=1831#comment-1140 How in the world can someone be "almost" pregnant? You either ARE or ARE NOT pregnant. Perhaps that's the joke. How in the world can someone be “almost” pregnant? You either ARE or ARE NOT pregnant. Perhaps that's the joke.

]]> By: vaenima http://www.oxymoronlist.com/almost-pregnant/#comment-96 vaenima Thu, 23 Jul 2009 03:11:26 +0000 http://www.oxymoronlist.net/?p=1831#comment-96 This one time in band camp.......... This one time in band camp……….

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