Amtrak schedule Discuss this oxymoron in the comments below. Dennisthetiger Not really. There are schedules that Amtrak publishes. Now, whether they can get the trains to hold to it…that's another story, but it doesn't make this an oxymoron. Dennisthetiger Not really. There are schedules that Amtrak publishes. Now, whether they can get the trains to hold to it…that's another story, but it doesn't make this an oxymoron. Scottys_2012 Not an oxymoron 2014StreetER an oxymoron is two words in a sentence that mean the opposite on each other like icy hot, pretty ugly, and clean dirt tarik anyone who says this isn’t an oxymoron obviously has not actually used amtrak Bernard bourdeau funny, funny notamoron not a fucking oxymoron http://www.facebook.com/joshua.benjamin.311 Joshua Benjamin This isn’t an oxymoron like the others, but from experience taking Amtrak everyday, it has been true more than a few times (i.e., they are late far more than they should be). Morgan Davis I get it as a joke, but this is not an oxymoron anymore than stretching a tube sock over your head makes it a hat. And that’s about how far you have to stretch the meaning of Oxymoron to make it fit. An Oxymoron is a contradcition in terms, and “Amtrak Schedule” is not a contradiction in terms, its a noun, or an Adjective and a Noun, if you prefer. HAVING a Schedule and keeping to it are two different things.Now, if it were a phrase like “Dependable Amtrak”, then MAYBE it would qualify, although semantics would still argue that “Amtrak” does not literally mean “undependable” since it actually is a portmanteau of America+track, but its the closest thing you’ll get to being an Oxymoron.