by wpengine on March 5, 2009
Discuss this oxymoron in the comments below.
Not really. There are schedules that Amtrak publishes. Now, whether they can get the trains to hold to it…that's another story, but it doesn't make this an oxymoron.
Not an oxymoron
an oxymoron is two words in a sentence that mean the opposite on each other like
icy hot, pretty ugly, and clean dirt
anyone who says this isn’t an oxymoron obviously has not actually used amtrak
not a fucking oxymoron
This isn’t an oxymoron like the others, but from experience taking Amtrak everyday, it has been true more than a few times (i.e., they are late far more than they should be).
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