Apple tech support

Discuss this oxymoron in the comments below.


  • sarawrah

    made me laugh out loud! LITERALLY.

  • MagicRat

    is this because you don't need support on a Mac?

  • Elie Z

    …Apple has award winning tech support, and i used i once to fix an iTunes problem. My problem was solved quickly and politely, unlike with microsoft tech support (Hello, theese eese Mahtma Gupta with microsoft tech sueport, please hold)

  • DA

    Unfair. Apple consistently ranks as the best support provider in Consumer Reports surveys/tests. This does not belong on your (otherwise really cool) list.

  • None

    Is this site just a free-for-all in stupidity? I'm asking in all seriousness.

  • Helena

    In feel like I need to forward this one to all the “Apple people” I know…

  • Apple hater

    lol I hate Apple

  • I build mine

    It's funny that this is on here, seeing only a none technical person one think this is a oxymoron. The reality is that companies will put any abled body infront of a computer and tell them to answer the phone and read from the script. This topic should be “Computer tech support” becuase they all do it.

  • I build mine

    It's funny that this is on here, seeing only a none technical person one think this is a oxymoron. The reality is that companies will put any abled body infront of a computer and tell them to answer the phone and read from the script. This topic should be “Computer tech support” becuase they all do it.

  • Leeron64

    This is not an oxymoron.

  • Loganrdean

    better one: comcast customer service

  • stuff

    This is retarted. Apple has awesome tech support, and rarely has a tech failure anyway. Try microsoft tech support. (im not a mac. Used to be a pc but i figured out linux is better)

  • SAMu3LxX

    A gay lesbian.

  • Derp

    problem, macfags?

  • RAM1950

    Best tech support I’ve ever experienced period.

  • J05hu4

    Look at the facts. Apple has really high rated tech support. It’s just that people like to tell others if they say something retarded, like you just did.

  • Hello

    no, really apple Hater?

  • http://twitter.com/stuartisbister Stuart Isbister

    does anyone moderate these supposed oxymorons?  

  • PC>MAC

    Re-Post 
            Problem, MacFags?

  • MACisASS

    no, really macfaggot?

  • ROFL

    seriously…its oxymoron guys…idea was to say apple doesnt need tech support

  • Gerlin Jones

    what about comcast tech support?

  • Sirnielson

    Seldom used but the best when it is needed.

  • Freddycoops

    That’s because you used it to fix your iTunes had it been your Mac it would have been buy a new one

  • hahaha!

    So true! they know how to turn on the bloody machine, but when you need some expert help, there is none. I know, I have business support, and they don’t know s**t

  • Sydnicorn

    All you butthurt Applefags need to sit down somewhere. The ideas is to say that Apple doesn’t need tech support. -_-

  • http://twitter.com/KellyJM96 Kelly McCuin

    I think you’re all missing the joke… They don’t DO anything, therefore they don’t actually do any support. Because Apple doesn’t need tech support. Seriously.

  • http://twitter.com/KellyJM96 Kelly McCuin

    That’s not an oxymoron, that’s just redundant.

  • K

    Or they were literally talking about a fruit…

  • sam

    Apple have been notified. Hope you get sued.

  • lawl

    anybody that ever needs tech support wether your on PC or Mac is a moron and not an oxy one…

  • AppleIsGay

    Forgot my security question answers after 3 years, tried to get a reset, they said it would be fixed within 5-6 hours, 3 weeks later, still no replies.

  • ANONYMOUS

    LOL

  • Ross

    No because there idiots and also look like one.

  • Not a mac

    because if you break a mac it can’t be fixed
    you need a new mac

  • right

    people are right

    apple tech support is good

    even for macs they defently solve the problem easily and have spot on advice
    “you need a new mac

  • Lyle

    Well you must have the wrong number or a fake Apple product because I forgot my questions called them and they helped me quickly and efficiently.

  • ..

    is it because you do not need ‘tech’ support for a natural product, the fruit, apple. a play on words due to the fact there is a company named apple

  • boo boo #getonmylevel

    noooooo just stop lookin like a bag of tricks

  • charles

    lets face it nothing touches Linux user support, who better to take advice from than somebody who has had the problem befor. Ubuntu till i die.