Apple tech support Discuss this oxymoron in the comments below. sarawrah made me laugh out loud! LITERALLY. MagicRat is this because you don't need support on a Mac? Elie Z …Apple has award winning tech support, and i used i once to fix an iTunes problem. My problem was solved quickly and politely, unlike with microsoft tech support (Hello, theese eese Mahtma Gupta with microsoft tech sueport, please hold) DA Unfair. Apple consistently ranks as the best support provider in Consumer Reports surveys/tests. This does not belong on your (otherwise really cool) list. None Is this site just a free-for-all in stupidity? I'm asking in all seriousness. Helena In feel like I need to forward this one to all the “Apple people” I know… Apple hater lol I hate Apple I build mine It's funny that this is on here, seeing only a none technical person one think this is a oxymoron. The reality is that companies will put any abled body infront of a computer and tell them to answer the phone and read from the script. This topic should be “Computer tech support” becuase they all do it. I build mine It's funny that this is on here, seeing only a none technical person one think this is a oxymoron. The reality is that companies will put any abled body infront of a computer and tell them to answer the phone and read from the script. This topic should be “Computer tech support” becuase they all do it. Leeron64 This is not an oxymoron. Loganrdean better one: comcast customer service stuff This is retarted. Apple has awesome tech support, and rarely has a tech failure anyway. Try microsoft tech support. (im not a mac. Used to be a pc but i figured out linux is better) SAMu3LxX A gay lesbian. Derp problem, macfags? RAM1950 Best tech support I’ve ever experienced period. J05hu4 Look at the facts. Apple has really high rated tech support. It’s just that people like to tell others if they say something retarded, like you just did. Hello no, really apple Hater? http://twitter.com/stuartisbister Stuart Isbister does anyone moderate these supposed oxymorons? PC>MAC Re-Post Problem, MacFags? MACisASS no, really macfaggot? ROFL seriously…its oxymoron guys…idea was to say apple doesnt need tech support Gerlin Jones what about comcast tech support? Sirnielson Seldom used but the best when it is needed. Freddycoops That’s because you used it to fix your iTunes had it been your Mac it would have been buy a new one hahaha! So true! they know how to turn on the bloody machine, but when you need some expert help, there is none. I know, I have business support, and they don’t know s**t Sydnicorn All you butthurt Applefags need to sit down somewhere. The ideas is to say that Apple doesn’t need tech support. -_- http://twitter.com/KellyJM96 Kelly McCuin I think you’re all missing the joke… They don’t DO anything, therefore they don’t actually do any support. Because Apple doesn’t need tech support. Seriously. http://twitter.com/KellyJM96 Kelly McCuin That’s not an oxymoron, that’s just redundant. K Or they were literally talking about a fruit… sam Apple have been notified. Hope you get sued. lawl anybody that ever needs tech support wether your on PC or Mac is a moron and not an oxy one… AppleIsGay Forgot my security question answers after 3 years, tried to get a reset, they said it would be fixed within 5-6 hours, 3 weeks later, still no replies. ANONYMOUS LOL Ross No because there idiots and also look like one. Not a mac because if you break a mac it can’t be fixed you need a new mac right people are right apple tech support is good even for macs they defently solve the problem easily and have spot on advice “you need a new mac Lyle Well you must have the wrong number or a fake Apple product because I forgot my questions called them and they helped me quickly and efficiently. .. is it because you do not need ‘tech’ support for a natural product, the fruit, apple. a play on words due to the fact there is a company named apple boo boo #getonmylevel noooooo just stop lookin like a bag of tricks charles lets face it nothing touches Linux user support, who better to take advice from than somebody who has had the problem befor. Ubuntu till i die.