Just can’t be
Honest FIFA official
Naval = water related. Aviation = air related. military’s biggest oxymoron.
Biggie Smalls (the Rapper)
I have an HP printer. IT IS JUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From our corporate counsel’s email signature
“Purposeful Accident” – Something that happened by accident but resulted into something meaningful. Eg: “It was as if by some purposeful accident …
Because some people are just plain abnormal
They’re in our everyday life.
The rarest creature on earth
Your alarm clock is startlingly expected
This was a billboard by Yale University: Volunteers Needed! Get Paid for Your Time
Where “DID System” means a person with Dissociative Identity Disorder, a Healthy DID System is an oxymoron.
Using a wrong, to correct a wrong, as in, fighting war for peace…
If a store has a great sale on an item…a very low price, I will buy it.
Someone being enlightened from a dark place in their mind
No light; but rather darkness visible Served only to discover sights of woe, Regions of sorrow, doleful shades, where peace And rest …
serious and kidding don’t make sense. to kid around means to joke, which is the opposite of serious
A true philosophic outlook is incompatible with being in business as practiced in the context of globalization. The business would not survive.
it ain’t a circuit if its open