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		<title>Deafening Silence</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 17:32:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Blind Seer</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 17:31:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>almost candid</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 05:26:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>almost exactly</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 05:25:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>astronomically small</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 16:59:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>authoritarian anarchy</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 16:59:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Beaucractic efficiencies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 16:59:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Bitter Sweet</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 16:59:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>boneless ribs</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 16:59:59 +0000</pubDate>
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