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Volvo sportscar

Volvo can NOT make a sports cars since they are so safety-minded they would prevent it from doing anything sporty.

Liberal men

You can’t have liberal politics and be a man.

unconditional love

un-conditional love

intelligent Democrat

Must I? (Probably). Call someone

professional sport

sport is the finest achievement of men and women in physical and athletic pursuits. When money is involved the motivation changes and …

Pretty ugky

It means your very ugly.

Free, Low-Cost Internet

Is it free or low-cost?

mind eye

young model

I’ve never heard or seen pictures of “old” models.

Killing them with Kindness

Killing is violent, whereas kindness isn’t violent at all!

same sex marriange

Deafening silence and Bleeding skeleton.

When you add 4 to 3 you always get 7

calm chihuahua

Chihuahuas are very hyper and sometimes anxious.

successful failure

diced up / chopped up /minced up

Watching a television chef on the Live Well Network as he frequently uses “diced up” onions, “chopped up celery,” and “minced up” …

Repair Windows 8

Repair Windows 8

Overcorrection or Overcorrected

Mostly associated with driving: “He overcorrected and drove head-on into the path of the semi tractor trailer.” Not a correction at all. …

Out Loud

First letter T

Nearly Infinite

Something is either infinite or it isn’t.

giant shrimp

shrimps are small, giant means big

Ford Escape

To ford is to invade; to escape is to evade.

Internet security

Need I?

Smart Phone

This is an advertisement, not a “truth”. “SMART” Phones have not contributed to education, more so, they have made us more dependent …

more specific

specific means having special application or something explicit or definite. Something can’t be MORE special, explicit or definite. It either is or …

healthy smoker

manual automatic door

all those doors for the handicapped that need the button pressed manually so they automatically open. They have a sign that says …

Internet connection

seriously

naturally artificial

Love to hate

just unfair

Just is the opposite of unfair… to be just is full of justice…

Zebra Crossing

Zebra – animal with stripes not crosses Crossing – is a cross symbol

Lavender

Awfully Beautiful

Windows OPERATING system

Widows OSs really don’t operate, they crash.

pro-life feminist

Because you cannot be pro-life and support women’s rights, every woman should have a right to an abortion so “pro-life feminist” is …

worrying prayfully

Praying is a means of trusting in God, leaving the problem with HIM. Worrying is a way of trusting ourselves, leaning on …

Smart Dummy

Its pretty self-explanatory

Postpone until later

Do I need to?

freelance position

There is a job advert here which has lots wrong with it, but I laughed out loud at the phrase “This is …

Gaming Mac

When it comes to desktops, Macs are alarmingly overpriced pieces of crap, albeit having significantly sub-par hardware. For the price of a …

shapeless figure

figures are suppose to have distinct shapes.

Vargas

Nobel is known as the inventor of dynamite. War peace prize??

High Seriousness

God Awful

God is NOT awful. I HATE that phrase – God Awful!!

Completely Vague

where the truth lies

Truth and Lies are opposite meanings, but put them together, they mean “where the truth is held”

VIN Number

I recently heard an automotive technician ask his supervisor for the engine “vin number.” VIN stands for Vehicle Identification Number.

A devilish psalm

Well I kinda think it speaks for itself, but in case your don’t get it [(or your a Ms. Nancarrow)(hi Ms. Nancarrow!)] …

Let me hear quiet.

Said the Principal at the Kindergarten graduation.

Taxation is legalised robbery

you cannot compare taxation which is legal and has legislation that defines it as legal with an act that is illegal and …

Man-made beeswax

Why do we need bees then?

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