Same sex marriage
The greatest oxy-moron of our times
Factory custom
Love your list. The above is my favorite oxymoron. Hope it makes your list.
Capital Punishment
a.) if they’re dead, how can you punish them? b.) (alt.) “Capital” as in “he is a capital fellow” or “that is …
Ryan
a dudes name
Donner Party
What these 87 people faced was anything but a ‘party’.
Benny the Beaver
College mascot.. no need to explain why it’s an oxymoron.
Brian Parke
I do not know but he’s an ox and a moron. Just kidding.
A Likeable Sibling
Who likes their siblings anyway?
Plastic Coin
yay!
smart man OR really smart man
Hey, take your pick. Come on, I dare you. I’m a blond, so if eh . . . Bob is it?(see recent …
mezzo piano
in italian it literally translates to half plane
facebook friend
you can friend someone on facebook, but that does not make them a friend.
Fresh Jerky
Along CA395 between Mojave and Lone Pine, CA, and again along I-10 near Bowie, AZ, you can’t help but notice the “Really …
christian science
self explanatory
boneless wings
chicken nuggets!
Damp dry
Clothes dryer setting
Dry-Waterfall
Dry-Waterfall was used on a TV news cast here in Hawaii.
Sugar free sweet tea
Walmart sales a walmart brand of sweet tea called “sugar free sweet tea”
Apartment
How can we call it an apartment when they’re all together as one and not really a part?
almost better
how can you be almost better? is that just as good or worse? or how about almost worse? same idea
Kiss of Death
Just found your site and look forward to looking it over more closely. First glance is impressive! According to Wikopedia the “Kiss …
reasonable man (legal)
A lot of American jurisprudence is based on the legal theory that people behave reasonably and prudently. The legal test for some …
Natural Enhancement
hmmm, how many times d owe see this in our emails?
Frozen hot chocolate
As seen on tv for dunkin doughnuts and how can hot chocolate
fun learning
LOL was looking for this website when doing english revision and found this haha
f#<%ing W@%ker
A bit on the risque side… but an oxymoron nevertheless.
Dry Mud
Spotted on REDDIT “I’ve always loved the way dry mud looks”