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Vegan Leather

A new retail term for synthetic leather.

Serious Comedy

no credit

although he did the work,he received no credit for it.

spelling be(bee)

to be(?)or not to be(?)she lost the spelling bee.it was not to be.

happy accident

he ran into her.it was a happy accident for both of them.

yummy Harvester meal

cold as hell

physically separate

Usually, this is the only kind of separation, although I can see the possibility of emotional separation or even something in theoretical …

Nice Harley

women’s intuition

My wife has no intuition and the common saying that women have it is an oxymoron. This one may po the women …

Claustrophobic miner

Liberal Thinker

Reverse Discrimination

Uncircumcised

This word has become an offensive staple for intact men. It’s no loner used among “uncircumcised”(intact) men because it makes no sense …

Tactical Nuke

Heard it while watching Youtube video.

Virgin Acrylic

My daugher baught a sweater that was 100% pure virgin acrylic – I was confused

TUCK IN THE FIRE

A TERM USED WHEN THE FIRE HAS SOME BURNT THROUGH LOGS AND YOU WANT THE FIRE TO GET GOING OR TO BURN …

RAISED A CHEQUE

free will baptist church

I have submitted this a few times before, and this is more of an oxymoron than half of your list.

sharia law

plebeian privilege

As far as I know, the plebs has no privileges.

crowded stretch

on a road or street

valid oxymoron

Vulcan lie

extra large shimp

I brought home a bag of shrimp..my father read the package and was laughing….”This says EXTRA LARGE SHRIMP”….WE LAUGHED AND LAUGHED…there are …

Selling stuff to charity

gnostic atheist

gnostic means knowing god exists, atheist means denying god exists

Back to the beginning

Reality TV

I thought of this one too

Smart Blonde

flat but bumpy

please help me define this phrase sincerely Johnny

redneck intellectual

good one … right ?

Friendly gunfire

Even if the gunfire is coming from your side, how is any gunfire considered friendly when it kills all?

Serbian pity

Severe aphorism

Technically challenged engineer

Technically challenged engineer

Self Regulation

Classy Stripper

mildly exasperated

passive aggressive?

Krispy Kreme

Adult Adolescence

essential government service

short sale

“Short sale” is commonly used in real estate transactions to refer to a situation in which the proceeds of the sale are …

a bit perfect

Found in a student paper, yes I am the proud teacher.

Stop polluting

evily innoccent

Hot Coals

boring sex.

transparent cloud

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