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Transformer romance

half asleep

Irishman

armchair activists

See their FB page: wasters!

Powdered Water. (Just add water)

deadly peace

A cool oxymoron with lots of ways to say it

Temporary Fixture

Educated Christian

An “educated Christian” is just as much of an oxymoron as “Christian science.” It sounds rude, but I can back it up. …

cobweb

Federal Worker

I found this in ‘Powersat,’ by Ben Bova and thought you’d enjoy it.

Religious Education

I came up with this one several years ago and thought I had submitted it already, but, I don’t see it.

Ethical Politician

Ethical Lawyer

I’m from the government, I’m here to help.

very seldom

VERTICAL HORIZON

traditional trends

thin thickness

nice bloke

can’t say I’ve ever encountered this in real life!! ha ha

unborn baby

turkey bacon

politely ignore

I was on a blog (on a dating site) and a guy was talking about how he handles messages from women and …

carefree worry

Scientific American

charm offensive

Credit for this goes to Noel Shank.

optimistic pessimist

but it can be switched around the other way too

online security

I am sorry if this has been submitted prior — forgive the redundancy!

online privacy

easy work

Labour party

carnal Christian

A carnal person thinks & does things according to the flesh. A Christian is supposed to think & do things according to …

casually formal

black blue jeans

dressed naked

esteemed reproach

This is the title of a book, but it sounded contradictory to me. What do you think?

Inedible food

US Education System

A wealth of misinformation

I know a number of people this oxymoron, describes accuratly.

blue devils

a drum corp.

American Intelligence

Career Management

unless you’re an athlete worth millions of dollars, “career management” is an illusion and not even a good one. the average person …

New Fossils

In a sign at an antique store in Carlsbad California, I have a photo of it.

mutual non-inclusive

mostly less

Dead on your feet

a known suprise

The general of the dead army

Responsible Adult

Wake up dead

dumb nerd

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