the words contradict each other. Absolutely nothing, can’t actually be nothing. It is still something.
There is no liberal logic.
It certainly will be anything but affordable.
If you believe in Jesus as a deity, you cannot be Jewish. If you are Jewish, you do not believe that Jesus …
Just can’t be
I had a call from a recruiter regarding a tech job. He uses the phrase “permanent consultant” and I get immediately confused. …
If you are American, there’s no point in explaining. If you are not American, you already understand.
On the whole women don’t think logically & are not known for their logic
According to the Merriam Webster online Dictionary, browsing means a : to skim through a book reading passages that catch the eye …
Some say that their hardwood is soft to the foot.
In a family with children the mother can be either employed in a job or a mother. I don’t believe that she …
Anarchist don’t want a ruler…. So the leader of an anarchist…….
My personal favorite; I’m astonished it’s not in your collection already. I BELIEVE I heard it used by someone in the Bush …
Writing about this slower paced season of my life where my busy-ness is wrapped up in resting/taking it easy
The two are not mutually compatible
When someone says the same thing as you but they have a different point.
The act of taking an old furnishing and giving it a modern touch. Ex.when Jamie put new modern fabric on the old …
Ghosts are fake, so they can’t be real.
Really?? does it need explaining??
The dead don’t reckon
This is a pretty common term in College Football recruiting. A recruit will give his verbal commitment to join a football team …
He’s seems to complain frequently that all problems are news to him and the responsibility of subordinates.
speeding up to make it to intersection where you still have to wait
a talk show
It’s saying that it’s so normal it’s weird.
A slave who is spared or had worked to gain his/her freedom is free alright – but has the tag “free slave”.
Is an explanation necessary? We don’t tan in the pacific northwest, we rust.
Two contradictory statements if ever there were.
Monday is the most hated day of the week.
The too big to fail banks made it pretty clear, I think.
Beautiful is opposite of ugly
a person who is perfectly well or normal without any ailments of illness of any kind seen , and is a perfect …
THE OXYMORON CARTOON ‘SHEEP IN THE BIG CITY’
obviously the two are in stark contrast…
Philanthrophic giving is defined as the generous donation of wealth for good causes, without strings attached. Strategic has strings to it.
“Catholic” means universal. Roman only pertains to something of Rome.
It is incongruous and self-contradictory
“Almost entirely impenetrable to bullets” is an oxymoron.
One is usually crying when someone tearful. Someone who is happy feels positive emotion. Therefore, the two words, “happy,” and “tears” are …
By definition these two words are contradictory!