hourly salary
A salary is a fixed income per month or per year no matter how many hours you work. The proper term is …
bagpipe music
It is self explanatory.
Nobel Peace Price
Dynamite and peace???
Finish later
The action of finishing is final, but later postpones this action
steampunk
It’s a sciencefiction medium-tech attached to Victorian era background.
silent letters
A letter represents a sound and therefore cannot be silent. This they teach in school no less
Monosyllabic
One word describing words of multiple syllables.
Telstra Committed Date
Telstra telecommunication installation are given a Telstra Committed Date, Telstra is not known for their ability to make installation deadlines. It is …
comfortably numb
Ability to feel nothing
Pretty Ugly.
Your Either Pretty Or Your Ugly. But What this means is that Someone is awfully ugly for real. It is very hard …
Happy Tax Day!!
There is nothing “happy” about it…until you get your tax refunds.
Forest Service
As a resident of Colorado I was one of many across the nation who watched over the past decade as we saw …
democrat party
If you are going to include the republican party as an oxymoron then this must be added as well if you are …
Dry Creek Water Park
Road sign in Mississippi
Whispering chaos
This explains the power a whisper’s got. Whisper a secret and creates a chaos. Its got a nice duality to it. Kindly …
Heat wave
Waves are cool, the opposite of heat.
Final Draft
A draft is a rough copy A before hand paper. So Final makes it an oxymoron
Scientific Polling
Polls can — and are — biased in at least two important ways: (1) Question selection/phrasing — What is inquired about (and …
French Customer Service
Have you ever tried to get some help from a French customer service person?
Dotted line
No explanation needed
Rarely Common
In a lot of places something is rare or uncommon, but this object is rare to be found common. In a couple …
An organized mess
One day, my teacher said that her desk was an organized mess, meaning, papers covered her desk, however she knew where everything …
indifferent student
Describing my son’s academics to an old friend I decided on this term. Obviously oxymoronic on reflection.
Free speech zone
How can speech be free if it’s cordoned in a zone??
Bunker Hill
Ruminated over whilst on vacation in Boston this past week
injured massage therapist
A massage therapist need regular massage to prevent tight strained muscles.
George W Bush presidential library
I was surprise to see that this had not been listed yet. It was such an obvious one and my friends and …