Oxymoron List

open-marriage

mchelle pleasants — Wed, 09 May 2012 03:06:42 +0000

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Classy redneck

Katie — Wed, 09 May 2012 03:06:39 +0000

I was at a Blake Shelton concert and heard him say this and my mom said it was an oxymoron; from that concert, I now know what an oxymoron is.

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skinny broad

Milan — Wed, 09 May 2012 03:06:35 +0000

“Broad” As in girl woman hottie,from the 20′s to 60′s This one was aprooved 6 months ago and I did not see it posted yet??

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skinney jeans for fat people

mercedes — Wed, 09 May 2012 03:06:32 +0000

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hybrid SUV

Saundra — Wed, 09 May 2012 03:06:16 +0000

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social security

Thomas R Miller — Wed, 09 May 2012 03:06:08 +0000

what is secure about society?

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Plain Sundae

Donna — Wed, 09 May 2012 03:06:01 +0000

McDonald seem to think that ice cream in a cup is a plain sundae, kind of like calling a spruce tree an plain Christmas tree. By the way ice cream in a cup is 1.39 and a plain sundae (wait for it) 1.99 ya think that’s why McDonalds make billions?

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Social Worker

Andrew Cranston — Wed, 09 May 2012 03:05:43 +0000

This one is often heard on the BBC. No one has ever seen one do anything remotely resembling the generally understood concept of work.

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rain dance

Kwanz — Wed, 09 May 2012 03:05:37 +0000

This is what Indians did!

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Whatever

Kwanz — Wed, 09 May 2012 03:05:31 +0000

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