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		<title>Sunny Seattle or Sunny in Seattle</title>
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		<dc:creator>Chris Gal</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is an explanation necessary? We don&#8217;t tan in the pacific northwest, we rust.]]></description>
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		<title>GOVERNMENT ACCOUNTABILITY</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 21:38:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>FRAN HOLDER</dc:creator>
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		<title>masterchef new zealand</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 21:17:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mark woods</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two contradictory statements if ever there were.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>Two contradictory statements if ever there were.</p>
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		<title>pretty ugly</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 21:16:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>oxymoronlist</dc:creator>
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		<title>A happy Monday</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 21:15:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Mallard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Monday is the most hated day of the week.]]></description>
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		<title>Loud whisper</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 21:15:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Mallard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone says to whisper louder, you whisper when you want to talk quietly]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>Everyone says to whisper louder, you whisper when you want to talk quietly</p>
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		<title>cold as hell</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 21:14:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kelly</dc:creator>
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		<title>Truth, justice and the American Way</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 21:14:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Travis Randolph</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The too big to fail banks made it pretty clear, I think.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>The too big to fail banks made it pretty clear, I think.</p>
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		<title>Beautifully ugly</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 21:13:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Beautiful is opposite of ugly]]></description>
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		<title>supernormal</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 21:13:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>zulfiqar</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[a person who is perfectly well or normal without any ailments of illness of any kind seen , and is a perfect example of a being , possessing all the traits of a person of his or her age including strength and weaknesses ( not only in emotional or physical sense but all of the [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>a person who is perfectly well or normal without any ailments of illness of any kind seen , and is a perfect example of a being , possessing all the traits of a person of his or her age including strength and weaknesses  ( not only in emotional or physical sense but all of the other )showing and responding perfectly (according to science)  to any and all the treatments , as the response would have been  predicted or the response would have been the same in most of the cases.<br />
                                        certain ailments might persist or the response even altered  as in the case of a young girl experiencing periods for the first time thus resulting in some kind of weakness  or extreme behavioral changes as happens during puberty ,thus being perfectly normal and hence being&#8221;supernormal&#8221;</p>
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