free gift Discuss this oxymoron in the comments below. Jerry girfts are free!! this is not an oxymoron.. bschuft Check your definitions in that little blue box to the right — this is a pleonism. cowpiegirl hehe we have to do oxymorons in class and i thought that this would b perfect mukimHASAN HI I AM MUKIM HASAN. I WANT A FREE LAPTOP. BECAUSE I HAVE NO MONEY TO BUY IT. MY ADDRESS IS—-MUKIM HASANHOTEL BORAK, ROOM NO- 611, DAULATPUR, KHULNA, BANGLADESH. mukimHASAN HI I AM MUKIM. I HAVE NO MONEY BUT I WANT A LAPTOP COMPUTER. PLEASE GIVE ME A LAPTOP. MY ADDRESS IS—MUKIM HASAN, HOTEL BORAK, ROOM NO 611, DAULATPUR, KHULNA 9202, BANGLADESH. Alain Suggar This is tautology not an oxymoron. Alain Suggar This is tautology not an oxymoron. Anonymous This seems like a redundancy, not an oxymoron.