kosher ham Discuss this oxymoron in the comments below. Snoodlyface What the fuck? Jews don't eat ham, you morons! Choppyfucker you suck crazydroolingmadcow!! lol kosher ham i would never eat ham eva ever and what rabbi wold kosher ham Joseph K Jones I’m jewish and ia m supposed to eat kosher food, but i can’t eat ham because it’s pig. hahahahahahaha awesome~ thats awesome!