mild jalepeno Discuss this oxymoron in the comments below. Chef Actually if you take out the inner membrane the jalapeno will become mild. Guest Actually, that’s not even necessary. Mil Jalapeño should be in a list of tautologies, not of oxymorons. If it were Mild Naga Joloquia, then yes, it would be an oxymoron, but if he thinks jalapeños are the opposite of mild, it’s because he’s a white faggot. True man Are you joking? This is no oxymoron, you moron. THIS belongs in a list of TAUTOLOGIES. Only wimpy little white faggots think that jalapeños are the opposite of mild.