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The waterproof sponge is one of my top 10 favourite oxymorons for one simple reason, sponge sounds funny. I mean. Sp-unj. That's awe-inspiring in every possible way. This makes me want to go beat my wife with a wet waterproof sponge to prove to her that “womens job” is an oxymoron.