human intelligence
It’s True
believeable lie
I heard this one in a Penn & Teller Tell a Lie promo.
Manley Ferry
Heard this all the time on TV when Australia had the Olympics…always thought it was funny.
woke up dead
How can anyone wake up dead?
Amish Televangelist
Since the Amish do not use electicity, how would they broadcast?
Legitimate Rape
Discuss this oxymoron in the comments below.
don’t stop
Someone saying No (sex) Someone saying Yes (sex)
Racist humor or racist joke. Either or both
Came to me in the supermarket after overhearing a racist joke. Not funny.
Open Marrige
Marriage is by its definition an institution. An institution is only possible when there are laws and rules in place to govern …
Classy redneck
I was at a Blake Shelton concert and heard him say this and my mom said it was an oxymoron; from that …
Plain Sundae
McDonald seem to think that ice cream in a cup is a plain sundae, kind of like calling a spruce tree an …
Social Worker
This one is often heard on the BBC. No one has ever seen one do anything remotely resembling the generally understood concept …
rain dance
This is what Indians did!
holy water
(water that’s holy)
God Forsaken
Hebrews 13:5 (NIV) Keep your lives free from the love of money and be content with what you have, because God has …
too much cheese
it is impossible to have too much cheese.
Dry Drunk
Drunk without drinking alcohol.
prior concurrent
I recently received a letter from my insurance company requiring me to provide proof of prior concurrent insurance. I am not sure …
GREAT MONDAY
JUST DOESN’T SEEM RIGHT
non-lethal weapons
http://theintelhub.com/2012/03/15/police-drones-to-be-equipped-with-non-lethal-weapons/
Xbox 360
360 degrees is for circles and spheres, and that does not go with the box in Xbox
Peace Force to enforce peace
You already had half of this, I earlier submitted the other half. This is from a Public Law, of which the details …
Travel guide
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Thin Mints
Any girl scout’s parents will confirm this!
Shared Secret
I looked but didn’t see this one
Austrian Navy
Landlocked Austria … with a navy?! (Actually they did have one …up until 2006).
Draft Covenant
‘Draft”; a preliminary form of any writing . “Covenant”; an agreement; treaty, pact.