Adult male

Wtf is this doing on the list? This is in no way an oxymoron.

While the word male can be used to refer to non-female children, it is equally (and more commonly) applied to adults.

I think rather than coming from a linguistic perspective, it is coming from the sexist view that males are never adult. You’re quite right, it is by no means an oxymoron.

Wtf? I don't get it… I'm a flower in the show. If you look it of course. Up yours. Wtf on the phone? Gamer lamer… Woah yeah hey hooo!

It's all humans, not just men.

another oxymoron “tolerant femenists”

Absolute FAVORITE!

i agree with jyo on tolerant feminists being an oxymoron

Isn't today's society great? If a man makes a funny sexist comment he's fired from his job and kicked in the crotch by the entire female staff, but when a woman makes a funny sexist comment she's being celebrated by the entire staff, gets a promotion and is published as the greatest creative mind in the history of time in all the major newspapers.Sure, sometimes light sexist jokes can be funny (if in the right crowd), but let's try to keep it on equal terms (now that's an oxymoron).

JOKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESLMFAOO MEN CAN SUCK IT

this is not an oxymoron moron, nicedykes u r not funny, just retarded, ur on oxymoronlist.com, u stupid retarded nerd, i hope u see this just to show how immature and how much u seem like a douchbag

I must have been napping….where oh where is this gent to be found??

Women: Just have such low self-esteem that they hide the very own person that they are to absolutely everyone. hell they dont even know who they are themselves.Men: Just dont care…..it usually works out….no matter who we try to be

Feminine male

this is HILARIOUS.

actually oxy moron derives from greek roos: oxy= sharp moron= dull oxymorn=sharpdull

where da joke yo!!!!!!

my english teacher is a feminist and all she talks about is how men do nothing but take advantage of women. im annoyed. that is being stereotypical. women do things that annoy us sometimes, too and not all men are immature and rude. not all women are nice and intelligent.

good luck with your future husband no offence

intuition without logic? ouch.
and not all men are morons. Just sayin'

Y do Drs smack babies on the bum when born…Cos the dicks fall off the DUMB ones. bwaaahahahahaha

Reply to the first half of your comment: I hate sexism, just because it’s aimed at men by women does not make it ok. I bet if you heard a man being sexist towards a woman you wouldn’t be laughing. Hypocrite.

Reply to the first comment: No Your shit. If you had any common sense You would realise that both Men and Women need to stop blaming each other for their problems and work together as one race. Or is that too much for your misandrist brain to handle?

On the second paragraph, I meant to put “Reply to the second half of your comment.” Oops.

The whole “pms”ing thing is only getting old because it happens for two weeks every damn month! And you don’t need to diss that, because obviously YOU’VE never been there.
You think it’s all, “Oh, I’m bleeding, oh well, life can go on?” Nope. It’s more like:
“Ugh! I started again… I have to make sure I stay near a bathroom at all times, can’t go out if the cramps and headaches are bugging me…”
Then we get all pissed ‘cuz no MEN really care! You think everything is all fine and dandy…
P.S.
P.M.S is Pre Menstrual Syndrome… it happens BEFORE, AFTER AND DURING a girl’s period.

Obviously, someone is STERIOTYPING this… Men make sexist jokes ALLE the time at my work, and we women don’t care. But, as soon as WE crack a joke, we’re not allowed to do any big projects, and a few girls have gotten fired. For FAAAAAAAAR worse than what men have said…

Or kind male, for that matter…

Uhm, no. The ONLY men I’ve ever known who were NICE were either GAY or OLD.

I’m with ya, sista!

s there a “love” button coming soon to replace the “like” button?

WELL FUCK YOU TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amen, brother…

Okay, THATS GOING TOO F***IN FAR!!!

It’s one thing to make a sexist or racist JOKE (J-O-K-E), but when you actually go as far as to hurt somebody, then that’s crossing the line. Mind you there is a very THIN line between a joke and an insult, and this “oxymoron” has just walked over that line.

May I refer to you a book titled Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus?

Ladies, it is true that on average, you mature first, but from years of observing adolescent dunces (with occasional decents or talents), I must note that the way the males act is below human. Is it any surprise that the perverse pregnancy rate is rising? It will take a human level of morality on the part of the male and a high sense of barriers for the females (although my wife would rephrase that so that the ladies look even better!).

That just aint right!!! So what if women mature quicker than men. Men keep their youth longer. Hah! Hows that for slow maturation. And by the way women tend to contribute to men’s slow maturation by trying to mother men. I relish my youth and frankly so do most women. Am I immature? Of course! I won’t reach full maturity til I die. Then what good will that be? So til then I will have as much fun as I possibly can.

Amen brother. If women are more “mature” then men then how come they do the same things we do?

And let us not forget it was eve who tempted adam into biting the apple. So fuck you for our eternal damnation

The only women who aren’t annoying are those in a coma and those that are dead. And the only men who are adults were either women first or had a brain transplant.

oh sod it. I came to this site to have a laugh not a debate.

From the way some of you people are acting no wonder people go gay or lesbian

do you realized that you just said that men arent wise or can make good decisions what about albert einstein he created the energy the stars make or thomas edison he created the light AND the telephone you cant just say were immature plus space immature and it spells I’M MATURE. then im 12 and i take this in mean way

Go join a feminist group. i admit men, yes are immature, but seriously? i should put one up here “Non-complaining women” And no, you arent nice.

i bet you suck a mean dick

Have fun trying to get married.

No, he makes a valid point. If you go on believing that EVERY man is an idiot, then how can you have a successful, trusting relationship with one? Explain that to me please.

Wow really? A vast majority of the comments here were written by woman and hate on men for being immature. Yet you yourself are acting like you’re little boy who just discovered the CAPS Lock button on his mom’s computer keyboard.

YOU are the oxymoron – and also a hypocrite.

So you hang around at retirement centers and gay bars?

Woah… good point. *high five*

Fair enough.

I’m a woman, and I thought your was totally hilarious. You made my day! LMAO. Kisses

The phrase “adult male” is summed up in one 3-letter word:  ”man.”  And this perspective as men being the “kids” of adults is reversing the idea of females being the “fairer sex.”  I don’t know though.  They both have mature qualities of their own.

Not all guys treat their wives like that. Most guys treat them greater than themselves. 

a nice girl, okay, perhaps, but not a very intelligent one, obviously….

Seriously, what in the world is wrong with you? You can’t even use correct grammar, yet you talk about how “intelligent” and “mature” you are. I’m only a 13 year old boy, yet am far more nature than most college “women”. How do you explain that except that not all women are nice and intelligent and not all men are rude and ignorant? The theory that all men are “pigs” and are as “dumb as a sac of rocks” is completely stereotypical and, frankly, is quite offensive and false. Some of the most intelligent human beings were men. Not to take any kind of credit away from women, of course. The world would be nothing without women, but, let’s not forget, the world would also be nothing without men.

Sorry for any mispellings. My phone has autocorrect and I didn’t catch any errors when I submitted my comment

obviously submitted by a macho female

Someone’s sextist…

i don’t believe you’re right, i don’t think a certain gender is more mature than the other. i think it varies for individuals.

He never said that women cannot be nice and immature, just that there are some women who are not perfect. He also never said that women are less mature than men. My opinion is that desirable and undesirable traits are spread fairly evenly among all people, regardless of gender. Personality should be judged independently of appearance and physical attributes.

Who ever made this list isn’t objective.

Nobody likes being offended.

Honey, you’re making it too easy for people to label you as a hypocrite. Try seeing this from another angle, as in the “men’s side” if you will. You’re not the victim here; Men can get offended, too. Also, there’s a difference between argument and discussion. Intelligent people DISCUSS things in a more formal manner. You should maybe think about backing up your argument before posting. Now, just because we usually mature sooner than men doesn’t necessarily mean we’re any more mature than them, and frankly, your comments certainly don’t bring justice to anyone.

I really wish I could prove you wrong about the society part, but unfortunately, you’re right. If it’s any consolation, I wouldn’t kick you in the crotch.

lmfao

and adding this…it’s not our fault we have periods…men should have to put up with us for that time of the month. plus we’re the ones who have to get pregnant.

Dunno about work places, but at school, any and all sexist jokes are about women. Of course, the jokes are meant to be taken seriously, but not many people mind it too much (assuming it’s only once in a while).

LMFAO