Adult male

Wtf is this doing on the list? This is in no way an oxymoron.

While the word male can be used to refer to non-female children, it is equally (and more commonly) applied to adults.

I think the concept here is that “men” are perceived to act more immature than females by exasperated women who are in relationships with them. Ever heard the joke “What’s the difference between a stock bond and a man?” Bonds mature. The battle of the sexes is still alive.

I think rather than coming from a linguistic perspective, it is coming from the sexist view that males are never adult. You’re quite right, it is by no means an oxymoron.

I love sexism!! It's hilarious! Because men are shit.

Wtf? I don't get it… I'm a flower in the show. If you look it of course. Up yours. Wtf on the phone? Gamer lamer… Woah yeah hey hooo!

i love this cuz men are stupid iddiots that are ruining the world

It's all humans, not just men.

“Son, what do you want to be when you grow up?” “mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a man.” “Tut. Don't be silly son, you can't do both” xD love it.

another oxymoron “tolerant femenists”

women who rule have penises

Absolute FAVORITE!

a rational woman?

i agree with jyo on tolerant feminists being an oxymoron

If women were so much better then men then giving women voting rights should have made things better…hmmm

Isn't today's society great? If a man makes a funny sexist comment he's fired from his job and kicked in the crotch by the entire female staff, but when a woman makes a funny sexist comment she's being celebrated by the entire staff, gets a promotion and is published as the greatest creative mind in the history of time in all the major newspapers.

Sure, sometimes light sexist jokes can be funny (if in the right crowd), but let's try to keep it on equal terms (now that's an oxymoron).

ahem. What about Female Logic?

JOKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
LMFAOO MEN CAN SUCK IT

More like creampie girl! Wooooooo!!!!!

this is not an oxymoron moron, nicedykes u r not funny, just retarded, ur on oxymoronlist.com, u stupid retarded nerd, i hope u see this just to show how immature and how much u seem like a douchbag

Aha, I get it. And yes it an oxymoron. Because men don't always act like they're adult. thats why the most painful insult to a man is “grow up.” cuz sometimes men need 2 grow up sometimes.

I must have been napping….where oh where is this gent to be found??

if anything, women are more childish than men. unwillingness to accept they're wrong. complaining about every last detail. oh, and that whole “i'm pms-ing” excuse is getting old. just saying.

Women: Just have such low self-esteem that they hide the very own person that they are to absolutely everyone. hell they dont even know who they are themselves.
Men: Just dont care…..it usually works out….no matter who we try to be

OXYMORON= Oxygen + Moron! :p

Feminine male

I think you just described my Step-Dad…

this is HILARIOUS.

This one is too funny.

actually oxy moron derives from greek roos: oxy= sharp moron= dull oxymorn=sharpdull

silly women dont need logic we have: INTUITION!

where da joke yo!!!!!!

Actually I think they were making fun of the fact that the oxymoron above was sexist towards men. Hence the reference to the Women's TV channel Oxygen,and moron

my english teacher is a feminist and all she talks about is how men do nothing but take advantage of women. im annoyed. that is being stereotypical. women do things that annoy us sometimes, too and not all men are immature and rude. not all women are nice and intelligent.

intuition without logic? ouch.

and not all men are morons. Just sayin'

good luck with your future husband no offence

my english teacher is a feminist and all she talks about is how men do nothing but take advantage of women. im annoyed. that is being stereotypical. women do things that annoy us sometimes, too and not all men are immature and rude. not all women are nice and intelligent.

intuition without logic? ouch.

and not all men are morons. Just sayin'

good luck with your future husband no offence

Y do Drs smack babies on the bum when born…Cos the dicks fall off the DUMB ones. bwaaahahahahaha

No people like you are ruining the world with your misandry, if you hate men so much then maybe bugger off to a desert island with all the other bigot feminists start your own amazon cult and leave us nomal people alone.

Reply to the first half of your comment: I hate sexism, just because it’s aimed at men by women does not make it ok. I bet if you heard a man being sexist towards a woman you wouldn’t be laughing. Hypocrite.

Reply to the first comment: No Your shit. If you had any common sense You would realise that both Men and Women need to stop blaming each other for their problems and work together as one race. Or is that too much for your misandrist brain to handle?

so true.

On the second paragraph, I meant to put “Reply to the second half of your comment.” Oops.

I love this one, it’s the truest oxymoron ever made!!! <3

The whole “pms”ing thing is only getting old because it happens for two weeks every damn month! And you don’t need to diss that, because obviously YOU’VE never been there.
You think it’s all, “Oh, I’m bleeding, oh well, life can go on?” Nope. It’s more like:
“Ugh! I started again… I have to make sure I stay near a bathroom at all times, can’t go out if the cramps and headaches are bugging me…”
Then we get all pissed ‘cuz no MEN really care! You think everything is all fine and dandy…
P.S.
P.M.S is Pre Menstrual Syndrome… it happens BEFORE, AFTER AND DURING a girl’s period.

Excuse me? Actually, women are more mature than men, don’t beleive me? Google it.
Sincerely,
An intelligent and nice woman, who hates it when MEN diss her gender.

Obviously, someone is STERIOTYPING this… Men make sexist jokes ALLE the time at my work, and we women don’t care. But, as soon as WE crack a joke, we’re not allowed to do any big projects, and a few girls have gotten fired. For FAAAAAAAAR worse than what men have said…

A man not full of bullshit?
Now THAT’S an oxymoron if I’ve ever heard one!

Or kind male, for that matter…

Ahem. What about quiet male?
Yup, now THAT’S an oxymoron.

Uhm, no. The ONLY men I’ve ever known who were NICE were either GAY or OLD.

If I knew what you had spelled, I would perhaps say something rude in return. So, I’m guessing you’re a man with no dick, then?
Sincerely, A smart female.
definately not an Oxymoron.

I’m with ya, sista!

you know, you really ARE a silly old bean… this woman can stick up for herself, assert herself, and all you maled can do is scream
“YO, SLAVE! WHERE THE HELL IS MY SANDWICH?”

s there a “love” button coming soon to replace the “like” button?

Ya know what why can’t we just get over this sexist crap and all be friends here? Honestly, whoever posted this junk is a sexist loser who thinks they’re all f***in’ that!!

WELL FUCK YOU TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HURTFUL!!

Amen, brother…

Amen, brother…

Okay, THATS GOING TOO F***IN FAR!!!

Really, so things would all be better if there was an Eve but no Adam, of if George Washington hadn’t saved our country from those redcoat SOBs, or if Jesus hadn’t died on the cross to save humanity?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I DIDN’T FUCKING THINK SO, SO FUCK OFF YOU SEXIST WHORE!!!!!!!

It’s one thing to make a sexist or racist JOKE (J-O-K-E), but when you actually go as far as to hurt somebody, then that’s crossing the line. Mind you there is a very THIN line between a joke and an insult, and this “oxymoron” has just walked over that line.

Hopefully, you aren’t actually a man yet, because if you are, then…
BLAST YOU, ENGLISH TEACHERS FOR THE LAST 30 OR SO YEARS! WHAT HAPPENED TO GRAMMAR STUDIES! HAVE YOU ANY IDEA HOW I FEEL EVERYDAY SEEING DUNCE ESSAY AFTER DUNCE ESSAY?!

May I refer to you a book titled Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus?

Ladies, it is true that on average, you mature first, but from years of observing adolescent dunces (with occasional decents or talents), I must note that the way the males act is below human. Is it any surprise that the perverse pregnancy rate is rising? It will take a human level of morality on the part of the male and a high sense of barriers for the females (although my wife would rephrase that so that the ladies look even better!).

And no, you do not want to see the wrath of Mrs. Èimhin, especially when you make even a small factual error in mathematics. She has been ranting about the incompetent unions beyond the aneurysm point and that is very close to reality. Of course, she does think I am immature when I rage over grammar. Ah well, the joys of projection combined with cognitive dissonance.

That just aint right!!! So what if women mature quicker than men. Men keep their youth longer. Hah! Hows that for slow maturation. And by the way women tend to contribute to men’s slow maturation by trying to mother men. I relish my youth and frankly so do most women. Am I immature? Of course! I won’t reach full maturity til I die. Then what good will that be? So til then I will have as much fun as I possibly can.

Just because girls have there periods every month doesn’t mean shit. Your not the only ones with something going on. Guys have stuff going on in there life too, sometimes that shit is worse than your fucking period. Your just a masochist bitch bent on being sexist to men. When do you ever see a guy complaining that he was dumped or some other shit. Thats because were not assholes that have to make excuses to act like a douche. Periods aren’t the end of the world. Go complain about something that matters like your parents got shot or your getting divorced. Also girls complain way to much about shit that doesn’t matter. I’m fucking tired of all you stereotypical Hippocrates. If men had periods you’d complain that it gets old too. so fuck off and stop being sexist. You say your a nice girl but you’re just like all the other sexist bitches out there. go join a feminist party and wonder off in the desert and die.

Amen brother. If women are more “mature” then men then how come they do the same things we do?

And let us not forget it was eve who tempted adam into biting the apple. So fuck you for our eternal damnation

Are you insulting Judeo-Christian beliefs? Don’t use that word especially after, “Amen!”

The only women who aren’t annoying are those in a coma and those that are dead. And the only men who are adults were either women first or had a brain transplant.

ok this just makes me laugh lol…you people are aguing on a freakin a website…about how women are better than men and men are better than women…there is no evidence…no matter how many tests scientists do…there is no evidence of either sex being better than the other…shit women are doing ‘men’ jobs and men are doing ‘women’ jobs…both sex’s are equivalent so get the fuck over it and live your lives…and keep your opinions to yourself when you know there are ppl out there that will argue with you…when you put your opinions out on the internet you know your just starting an arguement…

oh sod it. I came to this site to have a laugh not a debate.

Um .. so where’s the discussion about the oxymoron?

From the way some of you people are acting no wonder people go gay or lesbian

what in the world who really cares some men are immature and so are some women it just depands on who you hang out with and what way you look at it

do you realized that you just said that men arent wise or can make good decisions what about albert einstein he created the energy the stars make or thomas edison he created the light AND the telephone you cant just say were immature plus space immature and it spells I’M MATURE. then im 12 and i take this in mean way

SO!? Woman take advantige of all this equality bullshit. Im all for it but when a girl gets out of trouble just because shes a girl, and then says all guys are immature. they can take advantage of us too! And there you said another stereotype that eludes the equality. Fuck you

Go join a feminist group. i admit men, yes are immature, but seriously? i should put one up here “Non-complaining women” And no, you arent nice.

Definitly a oxymoron, Also you need to learn how to spell, you dumb blond!

i bet you suck a mean dick

“Google it”? Yeah, because Google is ALWAYS right – and everything else on the internet is always right too *sarcasm*. Are you really one of those fools that believes everything they read on the internet?

Women are not more mature than men. The way you wrote your comment only proves my point. You’re acting like a child – and it’s over something really stupid.

He wasn’t trying to “diss” your gender. All he said was that not all men are immature and not all women are nice and intelligent. How is that offensive?

Sincerely,
Logic, Reason, & Common Sense

Have fun trying to get married.

Ruining the world? There weren’t too many things wrong with it till people like you were created.

No, he makes a valid point. If you go on believing that EVERY man is an idiot, then how can you have a successful, trusting relationship with one? Explain that to me please.

How exactly are we “ruining the world”?

Wow really? A vast majority of the comments here were written by woman and hate on men for being immature. Yet you yourself are acting like you’re little boy who just discovered the CAPS Lock button on his mom’s computer keyboard.

YOU are the oxymoron – and also a hypocrite.

So true. The woman here are not using logic. If they were then “Adult Male” would not have been listed as an oxymoron.

So you hang around at retirement centers and gay bars?

Then you have not “known” (met) many men.

Woah… good point. *high five*

You’re such a hypocrite. Judging by the other comments you’ve posted here, spelling is definitely NOT your strong point. Go retake elementary school English classes and then come back and post a comment.

Fair enough.

Indeed.

I’m a woman, and I thought your was totally hilarious. You made my day! LMAO. Kisses

I meant to say your comment was hilarious.

The phrase “adult male” is summed up in one 3-letter word:  ”man.”  And this perspective as men being the “kids” of adults is reversing the idea of females being the “fairer sex.”  I don’t know though.  They both have mature qualities of their own.