Back to the Future
(Movie)
ourselves alone
Just can’t be
Honest FIFA official
Honest FIFA official
Naval Aviation
Naval = water related. Aviation = air related. military’s biggest oxymoron.
Biggie Smalls (the Rapper)
Biggie Smalls (the Rapper)
good HP device
I have an HP printer. IT IS JUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Friendly Neighborhood Lawyer
From our corporate counsel’s email signature
Purposeful Accident
“Purposeful Accident” – Something that happened by accident but resulted into something meaningful. Eg: “It was as if by some purposeful accident …
Plain Abnormal
Because some people are just plain abnormal
Intelligent Moron
They’re in our everyday life.
Illiterate Reader
The rarest creature on earth
Startlingly Expected
Your alarm clock is startlingly expected
Paid Volunteer
This was a billboard by Yale University: Volunteers Needed! Get Paid for Your Time
Healthy DID System
Where “DID System” means a person with Dissociative Identity Disorder, a Healthy DID System is an oxymoron.
Precious Zilch
zero value
we must fight violence
Using a wrong, to correct a wrong, as in, fighting war for peace…
If they are going to give it away, I’ll buy it.
If a store has a great sale on an item…a very low price, I will buy it.
Enlightened darkness
Someone being enlightened from a dark place in their mind
darkness visible
No light; but rather darkness visible Served only to discover sights of woe, Regions of sorrow, doleful shades, where peace And rest …
seriously kidding me
serious and kidding don’t make sense. to kid around means to joke, which is the opposite of serious
business philosopher
A true philosophic outlook is incompatible with being in business as practiced in the context of globalization. The business would not survive.
open circuit
it ain’t a circuit if its open