Airline Food

by wpengine on March 4, 2009

Discuss this oxymoron in the comments below.

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  • Jerry

    how is this an oxymoron? I don’t think it is…

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  • Dave

    Have you ever had airline “food” … Just because you can eat cardboard, doesn’t make it food.

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  • Paula

    yeah, I don’t think this is an oxymoron either.

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  • Andy

    lmfao ur retarded. its an oxymoron cos the stuff they serve on planes is just crap on a plate. not food. XD but yeh its a good one ;)

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  • James D

    other than its not food :)

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  • Dasha

    Hey andy, you’re retarded…….this isn’t an oxymoron simply because it isn’t verbally an oxymoron. What you’re thinking of is called a joke.

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  • Lozzie

    Depends which airline!

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  • myblackmasquerade

    I'm sorry, I just don't get how this is an oxymoron.

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  • http://havisham.wordpress.com/ Sooz

    Isn't that from a Johnny Depp quote? Or did he get it here? Chicken or the egg?

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  • shauue akemaaen

    well im uncle doesnt get it either..

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  • Jeni

    hahaha. that's hilarious :) cept some is alright..

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  • JSHJ

    I know one!You are cold as fire!!Or you are hot as ice!!

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  • shanebennett

    What does this mean!!!

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  • SinDrek Johnson

    Just site is gayer then a 1940 musical

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  • Bask

    it's meaning airline food isn't really food

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  • Re: Bask

    However food is still food regardless of origin.

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  • savanna890

    what is dis crap

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  • rostarap

    how is this a oxymoron!?!?!?! this website is mess up!!!

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  • Arkayne

    Don't expect to eat something fancy when you're flying because it's plane food.

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  • Spaghetti_kat465

    a lot of these dont seem like they would be oxymoron….

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  • Armorofjeje

    seriously how is this an oxymoron

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  • just sayin'

    is food 'still food' regardless of origin, or is that a weak oxymoron? eg: kraft dinner, jelly beans, cheese whiz.

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  • GUEST.

    This isn't an oxymoron. It's a bad joke. It really shouldn't be classified as an oxymoron.

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  • Gg

    알아서 뭐해?

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  • Gg

    알아서 뭐해?

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  • Leeron64

    This is not an oxymoron and should be taken off the list

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  • Liamara

    i dont get it……..what is the meaning

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  • OxymoronGurl

    That isn’t an oxymoron people! You are just trying to put down airline food.

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  • Ang_mastellone

    this is even more stupid

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  • Ilovehores

    no way

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  • pat

    Even foreign people agree

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  • kaskada1234

    wow this site sooo unrelible like really? this is just a stupid joke thats not funny at all. most of theses (oxymorons) are . unlike the ppl who made this website i came on her to find a decent page for my school to teach more about oxymorons.not read idotic jokes

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  • Seimhin

    wut [sic] ar [sic] dis [sic] ppl [sic] doin [sic]? wuts [sic] wit [sic] dis [sic] unrelible [sic] site? dis [sic] site just [sic] sooo [sic] stupid [sic] i [sic] hate u [sic] ppls [sic] 4 [sic] ruin [sic] dis [sic] site.

    Do most users have to talk like this WITHOUT THE [SIC]‘s?! You miserable dunces should REALLY go back to learning Reading, ‘RITING, and ‘Rithmetic. Apparently, your third-rate English is keeping you below the working class and therefore, the business, first, or executive class. GO BACK TO SCHOOL, LAZY BUMS! STOP SUCKING MY TAX DOLLARS, YOU BABIES*!!!

    * No offense is intended to biological babies, but offense is intended to those who continue acting like babies beyond their, “babihood.”

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  • Tymills22

    it was korean…. in english it means “What are you doing take care” 

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  • Claddaghrox

    it’s funny cuz it’s not actually food

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  • Claddaghrox

    it’s funny cuz it’s not actually food

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  • Akasha Armand

    This is an oxymoron??????!!!!!????!?!?!?!?!

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  • Julia Cheng

    what the hell, this isn’t an oxymoron!

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  • Julia Cheng

    dude, like shut up.

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  • Julia Cheng

    agreed old chap!

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  • Iluvoxymorons

    Lovely! The only thing I don’t get is “food” is just food. There’s no bad or good food. It’s just food. You need it to survive. But anyways I luv this oxymoron! :D

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  • Lina Pratt

    It’s not.

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  • Lina Pratt

    Lame.

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  • Sparkpin

    It might be on the list because “airline food = food made of airline,” which is weird

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  • Chris W

    babihood isn’t a word. Learn English. 

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  • ntasha

    it not an oxymoron of any kind

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  • fu

    Isn’t an oxymoron

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  • CCtree

    …the definition of bad, no HORRIBLE food…

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  • cannibal

    so like, Chinese food… is that food maid of Chinese. That means the Chinese have been feeding themselves to themselves and the rest of the world… so a big portion of the world is cannibal.

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  • Me

    I agree

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  • Mr. Shnousers

    derpyherpy

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