French Resistance

by wpengine on March 5, 2009

Discuss this oxymoron in the comments below.

VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 8.5/10 (21 votes cast)
French Resistance, 8.5 out of 10 based on 21 ratings
  • Seth Blum

    As a decendant of ancestors who fought in the American revolution, I find it a bit offensive to say French Resistance is an oxymoron when in fact, if it were not for the French there would not be an America. However, I’m not without a sense of humor.
    Perhaps you should add the following to your list for the benefit of the many self-proclaimed Americans who like to call themselves but who can’t even come close to what it really means to be American. Yes, I’m talking about the people who call themselves “Democrats” and “Republicans” and try to pass themselves off as American. Real Americans are Independent and hold accountable those who can not defend or uphold the Contsitution of the United States.
    American Justice
    Judeo-Chritian Values
    Religious Right

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 5.0/5 (1 vote cast)
  • Mike

    all i got a say is BAHAHAHAHHAHAHA this is fricking funny

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 1.0/5 (1 vote cast)
  • Mike

    all i got a say is BAHAHAHAHHAHAHA this is fricking funny

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 1.0/5 (1 vote cast)
  • Junior Spud

    thats a new classic

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 4.0/5 (1 vote cast)
  • Skept

    LOL

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
  • Seimhin

    Vous ne savez pas les Français [sic] parce que vous ne savez pas ce qu’ils pensent toujours. Les Français, ils sont essayant à nous attaquer. Donc, échappez ses grenouilles et escargots, ou vous seriez les prochaines grenouilles. Mmmm, très délicieux!

    Translation for smart citizens of the world
    You don’t say passing the French for what you don’t say passes what they think everyday. The French, they soak your essays as an attack. [You] should eat the frogs and snails or see the World Series for frogs. Mmmm, very delicious!

    Translation for smart citizens
    You don’t know the French because you don’t know what they think. The French, they are trying to attack us. Therefore, escape the frogs and snails, or you could be the next frogs. Mmmm, very delicious!

    Translation by lazy people
    You do not know the French because you do not know how they feel always. The French, they are trying to attack us. Therefore, escape his [sic] frogs and snails, or you would be the next frog. Mmmm, very delicious!

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 5.0/5 (1 vote cast)
  • msu320

    Humor is humor- you should see the listings for American.

    American education

    American culture

    etc.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 3.0/5 (1 vote cast)
  • Nignognognog

    good job bro

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 2.0/5 (1 vote cast)

Previous post:

Next post: