French Resistance

Discuss this oxymoron in the comments below.

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8 Responses to "French Resistance"

Seth Blum says:

August 7, 2009 at 6:39 pm

As a decendant of ancestors who fought in the American revolution, I find it a bit offensive to say French Resistance is an oxymoron when in fact, if it were not for the French there would not be an America. However, I’m not without a sense of humor.
Perhaps you should add the following to your list for the benefit of the many self-proclaimed Americans who like to call themselves but who can’t even come close to what it really means to be American. Yes, I’m talking about the people who call themselves “Democrats” and “Republicans” and try to pass themselves off as American. Real Americans are Independent and hold accountable those who can not defend or uphold the Contsitution of the United States.
American Justice
Judeo-Chritian Values
Religious Right
Mike says:

May 20, 2010 at 5:47 pm

all i got a say is BAHAHAHAHHAHAHA this is fricking funny
Mike says:

May 20, 2010 at 10:47 pm

all i got a say is BAHAHAHAHHAHAHA this is fricking funny
Junior Spud says:

January 20, 2011 at 2:54 am

thats a new classic
Skept says:

March 3, 2011 at 6:11 pm

LOL
Seimhin says:

April 14, 2011 at 9:07 am

Vous ne savez pas les Français [sic] parce que vous ne savez pas ce qu’ils pensent toujours. Les Français, ils sont essayant à nous attaquer. Donc, échappez ses grenouilles et escargots, ou vous seriez les prochaines grenouilles. Mmmm, très délicieux!

Translation for smart citizens of the world
You don’t say passing the French for what you don’t say passes what they think everyday. The French, they soak your essays as an attack. [You] should eat the frogs and snails or see the World Series for frogs. Mmmm, very delicious!

Translation for smart citizens
You don’t know the French because you don’t know what they think. The French, they are trying to attack us. Therefore, escape the frogs and snails, or you could be the next frogs. Mmmm, very delicious!

Translation by lazy people
You do not know the French because you do not know how they feel always. The French, they are trying to attack us. Therefore, escape his [sic] frogs and snails, or you would be the next frog. Mmmm, very delicious!
msu320 says:

May 12, 2011 at 3:55 pm

Humor is humor- you should see the listings for American.

American education

American culture

etc.
Nignognognog says:

October 12, 2011 at 7:59 am

good job bro

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