Oxymoron List
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Let's not make these technical, after all, they may not be original but I'm just thinking them up:
Safe sex, Pretty drunk, Honest Lawyer, Cold as Hell, Not too bad …. my head hurts (that's not an oxymoron, by the way.) Back to my writing …
oxymoron: a figure of speech by which a locution produces an incongruous, seemingly self-contradictory effect, as in "cruel kindness" or "to make haste slowly."