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Cool Nerd

Nerds are not known to be cool individuals with swag and a personality that is easy going under pressure.

Illegitimate Child

Every Child Matters… No Child Is Illegitimate.

IMDB Film Buff

Smart Boy

flexible deadline

Comcast support

Gamer Girl

Jump Down

It is against the law of physics for one to “jump” and be thrown downwards by the physical motion. The phrase consists …

Affordable Care Act

Affordable Care Act

drink responsibly

drink responsibly. once alcohol is introduced, any semblence of responsibility evaporates

Liberal Sensibilities

Smart Television

Bangladesh’s Democracy

There’s no point explaining.

Catholic Bible Study

because priests and tradition dictate what you’re to believe, rather than serious study of Scripture.

Free Healthcare

Expanding inward

Proven theory

In science, a theory is a hypothesis that’s supported by evidence. When theories are proven, they become laws or principles. A proven …

A Unique Template

Hellishly cold

really surreal

Blind Examination

Blinding sight

Price of Freedom

weak force

the weak force. as in science! one of the binding forces of sub-atomic particles. Science !

damaged goods

Tiered Flat tax

I read of some one advocating a Tiered Flat tax. Without imputing deeper meaning to either word, they contradict each other

City Worker

How many city workers does it take to do a job? 5. 4 to watch and 1 to dig the hole!

Clean Diesel

Is there such a thing? Not when I’m driving behind one, that’s for sure.

amazing women

ferocious delicacy

Mr Wolfsheim’s eating style in ‘The Great Gatsby’

Middle class republican

Self explanatory

Obama Care

Obama Care….now THAT’S an oxymoron

Office Morale

Rational Will

Reason is the slave of the passions.

Small world

modern classic

Fearless Chicken

a deafening silence

falsely true

English Gentleman

Tea Party Patriots

fast ford

sound engineer

Sure as Hell

No religion is known to be any truer than all of the others, and not even every religion has a hell. So, …

Similar Difference

gentlemen’s club

spend alone time with them

Beautiful Disaster

Government Accountability Office

Almost Never

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