a bat that’s afraid of the dark.

Oxymorons are basically complicated.

If you have ever heard a blonde joke or talked to a typical bottle blonde, you can understand this completely. If you …

trans means across, implying movement and station relates to stationary, or not moving.

Native Americans were considered domestic foreigners in the 1790s

The term “Progressive” is the only one-word oxymoron I know of – it encompasses the incredibly destructive force that liberal tactics and …

I’ve been getting up earlier lately.

Weight (heavy) Loss (lighter)

permanent press as in you shouldn’t need to iron it…

It was always just a marketing scam, nothing more. For in-depth info and documentation, please read: humanemyth.org

Hands don’t blow

Found this on a social network site

insanely- an insensible amount. sane (sanity)- mentally sound. Insanely sane- Being extremely sane, or mentally sound/stable.

Doesn’t seem possible, but my grandmother loved the stuff

Needs an explanation???

immediate = instantaneous , present, now future = time to come

Conversely: Hurry up and take your time.

How can racist and joke fit together?

Chairs aren’t musical

An Actress with an Oxymoron name. Demi = little or small : Moore is More!

Oxymoron or Nah?

dark refers to night.Day refers to brightness

If something is graceful then it is elegant or charming and smooth, whereas as a klutz slips and falls down a lot.

If you are wearing shoes, you are not barefoot

Maybe, maybe not

Volvo can NOT make a sports cars since they are so safety-minded they would prevent it from doing anything sporty.

You can’t have liberal politics and be a man.

un-conditional love

Must I? (Probably). Call someone