Volvo can NOT make a sports cars since they are so safety-minded they would prevent it from doing anything sporty.

You can’t have liberal politics and be a man.

un-conditional love

Must I? (Probably). Call someone

sport is the finest achievement of men and women in physical and athletic pursuits. When money is involved the motivation changes and …

It means your very ugly.

Is it free or low-cost?

I’ve never heard or seen pictures of “old” models.

Killing is violent, whereas kindness isn’t violent at all!

When you add 4 to 3 you always get 7

Chihuahuas are very hyper and sometimes anxious.

Watching a television chef on the Live Well Network as he frequently uses “diced up” onions, “chopped up celery,” and “minced up” …

Repair Windows 8

Mostly associated with driving: “He overcorrected and drove head-on into the path of the semi tractor trailer.” Not a correction at all. …

First letter T

Something is either infinite or it isn’t.

shrimps are small, giant means big

To ford is to invade; to escape is to evade.

Need I?

This is an advertisement, not a “truth”. “SMART” Phones have not contributed to education, more so, they have made us more dependent …

specific means having special application or something explicit or definite. Something can’t be MORE special, explicit or definite. It either is or …

all those doors for the handicapped that need the button pressed manually so they automatically open. They have a sign that says …

seriously

Just is the opposite of unfair… to be just is full of justice…

Zebra – animal with stripes not crosses Crossing – is a cross symbol

Awfully Beautiful

Widows OSs really don’t operate, they crash.

Because you cannot be pro-life and support women’s rights, every woman should have a right to an abortion so “pro-life feminist” is …

Praying is a means of trusting in God, leaving the problem with HIM. Worrying is a way of trusting ourselves, leaning on …

Its pretty self-explanatory

Do I need to?

There is a job advert here which has lots wrong with it, but I laughed out loud at the phrase “This is …

When it comes to desktops, Macs are alarmingly overpriced pieces of crap, albeit having significantly sub-par hardware. For the price of a …

figures are suppose to have distinct shapes.

Nobel is known as the inventor of dynamite. War peace prize??

God is NOT awful. I HATE that phrase – God Awful!!

Truth and Lies are opposite meanings, but put them together, they mean “where the truth is held”

I recently heard an automotive technician ask his supervisor for the engine “vin number.” VIN stands for Vehicle Identification Number.

Well I kinda think it speaks for itself, but in case your don’t get it [(or your a Ms. Nancarrow)(hi Ms. Nancarrow!)] …

Said the Principal at the Kindergarten graduation.

you cannot compare taxation which is legal and has legislation that defines it as legal with an act that is illegal and …

Why do we need bees then?