Rail Gourmet
I saw this one on a jacket worn by one of the servitors on East Midland Trains (central England). I’ve eaten on …
Unpatterned pattern
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Straight gay
just thought of this one
royal president
in case segoene Royal of the french Labour Party would win the elections in france, she must be called Mrs President Royal.. …
war crimes
Come on.. you’re at war!!!
thanks ingrate
Generation after genetation lacking etiquettes. Majority are ungratefull for what they receive and do not use a common word of appreciation to …
Intelligent design
Life is not designed efficiently and not well designed. Why would “intelligence” create a mosquito (for example) that injects an anticoagulant into …
Heartless Love
Heartless Love and Lovely Hate
striat stairs
i hope this is one…;
rigidly flexible
I am very disappointed with this list – Almost half are NOT oxymorons (eg “casual sex”). Whoever screens these does not understand …
classy Mrs Santa outfit
…because no Mrs Santa outfit can be classy!
Solar Flashlight
Just saw this advertised on the history chanel as a “but wait there’s more” ad for a solar battery charger.
Apartments
Apartments imply that they are “apart” while in fact they are closely bundled together, or even stacked
Absentee Population
Might be here already, but I’ll just submit this : heard the expression on a radio news report – thanX & a …
Aggressive Observation
Words of the Doctor in reference to watching Cancer before starting treatment. Seems to be an Oxymoron.
Connecticut
Because it says connect and cut.
conservative thought
res ipsa loquitur
Lonerangers
The band name from the movie Airheads. Lonerangers cannot be pluralized as they would not be alone.
throes of pleasure
“Throes of” typically refers to a negative process, but pleasure is positive. Thus, it’s an oxymoron. (Usually used in sexual contexts for …
Carbon-free Earth
I hear this one more and more often these days in the age of Climate Change and carbon pricing. e.g. “we are …
Public Safety
Stalkers suck, but law enforcement sucks worse.
Hellish sunrise
How can a sunrise be hellish? It’s from God. Even if the colors of a certain sunrise happen to resemble hell at …