Merry Depression
Everybody knows that depression aint merry.
LOVE HURTS
It is Impossable for love to hurt”.”
cant wait
You have to therefore you cant cant
humane slaughter
I get fed up of hearing this, have been veggie 30 years and vegan 27. Humane and slaughter are basically contradictory terms, …
plus size skinny jeans
thought of this at the mall.
insidious assurance
insidious is entrapment, and assurance is comfort. The oxymoron was used in a nursing journal and I found it laughable.
working government
So true, especially evident now.
Play4Free Funds
In January 13th, 2012 , EA introduced a new kind of virtual currency for their free2play online games. EA’s free2play games are …
inchoate maturity
(not yet properly developed) + (fully developed)
viral Antivirus
some antivirus software works like a computer virus, e.g., freezing your computer by high CPU usage
coherent oxymoron
“coherent oxymoron” is an oxymoron
tidily cluttered
a form of flattery or an excuse
Boisterous Cocoon
I just received correspondence which referred to “the boisterous cocoon of Christmas” I thought it seemed like an oxymoron – what do …
Unusually Normal
I made it up :D
Kensysexy
Its true
Honest Dealer
Car dealers are not honest people.
super weak
peanutbutter peanutbutter
severely conservative Governor of Massachusetts
Seriously, there is no such thing and never will be.
honest lawyer
also a hotel chain. This is so whitty and one of my favourite oxymorons. Peace out!
to coin the expression
Have heard this expression mant times.
gym clothes
Gym comes from the Greek word “gymnos,” which means “naked.”